the power of words

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to seduce hats

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!