The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power of not knowing

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to youtube poop

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to not exist.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!