The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Immunity to medication

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The power to die

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to bleed

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!