to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to be wrong

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to commit crime.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!