The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!