The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to repel women.

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the power of words

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to not have a power

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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make youself dumb

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!