The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to not finish your

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to poo.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!