The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to become yourself

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to shit in your eye

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to cry acid tears

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!