The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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A good Kisser

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to science.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!