the power to fart mace

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to dance really well

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!