The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!