The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!