Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to control urine

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!