the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

make youself dumb

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The ability to visually contract STD's

the power to see the present.

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to not have this superpower

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!