The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!