The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to shit brix

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!