The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The power of eating from ears.

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to die at will.

The power to be dead

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

the power to smell tastebuds

The power to poke

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

The power to tickle your own feet.

The power to summon earthworms

The ability to clean

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

Retractable Teeth

To call me maybe

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!