- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to speak in braille...

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to be able to blow air

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to plank

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power to do two suicide bombings

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to create shit

Pointless Super Powers