captain obvious

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to stay a virgin

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!