The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!