The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!