The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!