The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!