The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!