The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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A healing punch

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have no power.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!