Retractable Teeth

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!