The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!