The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!