The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!