X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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captain obvious

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!