The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to die.

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The power to predict the present

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to go on this website

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!