The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!