The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to only drink liquids

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to die at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to poke

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to control urine

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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Grass eating

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!