The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the power to fart mace

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!