The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be born again

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!