The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power of gentle breeze

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!