The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to science.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!