The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

the ability to smell sounds

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to walk on two legs

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!