The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to die at will

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to fail

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!