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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms
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The power to put on socks with one hand
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The power to predict the present
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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website
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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!
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The power to poo in the toilet
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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.
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The power to explode on the moon
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The power to sleep anytime your tired
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The superpower to poo at will.
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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.
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the power to control urine
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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The ability to de-carbonate soda
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The power to see through windows
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The power to make dad jokes.
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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch
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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.
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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock
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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose
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The power to love Justin Bieber
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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!