the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

the power to win any shit eating contest.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!