The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to fart upon command.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!