The power to f*ck yourself

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Lactokinesis

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to see through air.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!