The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!