The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to see forever

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to go into a coma

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!