the power to get in the van

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see forever

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!