The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to make cats burp.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!