The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Grass eating

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Acid pee

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!