The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!