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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)
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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian
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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix
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The power to see who is writing these powers
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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket
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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell
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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.
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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.
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The power to kill yourself.
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the power to go into a coma
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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.
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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper
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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future
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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.
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The power to eat nandos
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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.
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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.
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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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The ability to fart like a zombie.
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the power to be wrong
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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you
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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit
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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!
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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!