The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!