The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to have a power

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Asexual reproduction.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!