The power to make cats burp.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to control urine

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!