The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!