The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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ikawlhan forever

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!