The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to see forever

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to die at will.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the ability to post here

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to explode on demand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!