The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to not finish your

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to be a walrus

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!