Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to not be funny

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create shit

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!