The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to create powers

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!