The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!