The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!