The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be blind

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!