The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!