The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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To be able to summon old people

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!