- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

the ability to become black.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to be a dick.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to inhale and exhale air

Pointless Super Powers