The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!