The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to eat your poop

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!