the power to shit bricks

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to eat your poop

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to vote

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!