The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to see air

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to lick your own anus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!