Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!