the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to die at will

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to see air

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Immunity to medication

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!