Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!