The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to shed hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to vote

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!