The power to like any show

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to in power your self

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!