The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to vote

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!