The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to close your nose

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to die at will.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to write comic books

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the power to see the present

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!