The power to be stupid

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The power to die.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Taekwondo

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to not see ads

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to control urine

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!