power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!