The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Super-slowness

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!