the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to write only the letter R

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Super-slowness

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!