the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to see through glass

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!